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Exotic Erotic Ball and Expo Adds Author Richard Woods to Talent
Woods to Present "UnLEARN! Vanilla Marriage" Seminar & Scathing
“Douche of the Month” Series
SAN FRANCISCO, CA
(October 14, 2008)
– The 29th annual Exotic Erotic Ball and Expo, the
internationally acclaimed Celebration of Flesh, Fetish,
and Fantasy, and - according to E! Entertainment TV -
“The World’s #1 Wildest and Sexiest Party,”
announces the return of author and real-world opinionist and
commentarian, Richard Woods, who will present his “UnLEARN! Vanilla
Marriage” and “Douche of the Month” seminars.
politically incorrect, and always honest, Richard’s "UnLEARN!
Vanilla Marriage" seminar examines the self-destructive ‘Happily
Ever After’ myths that have been programmed into everyone since the
beginning of time. According to Woods, “The problem is not that
over half of all marriages end in divorce, it’s that the majority of
the others plod on in boredom and drudgery.” As a happily
married non-monogamist, atheist, public speaker, and First Amendment
advocate, Richard Woods offers far different perspectives about
marriage and monogamy than what is the current standard. Richard’s
book, "UnLEARN! Because Life Can Make You Stupid", is a
refreshingly honest, informative, politically incorrect, and
hysterically entertaining assault on life’s so-called truths, and
the self-help industry.
Richard adds, “This
seminar offers perspectives that you won't ever hear on daytime
“I admire Woods’
irreverence and find his attitude both refreshing, and consistent
with that of the Exotic Erotic Ball,” adds Ball founder Perry Mann.
Richard’s presentations will also feature his ‘Douche of the Month’
series. “I shower golden accolades on the well-deserving people who
make extremely lucrative livings bullshitting the vulnerable,” Woods
continues. “Sadly, I am not allowed to refer to any of them as
two-faced, lying cocksuckers. But, the First Amendment does grant
me the right to call them a ‘Douche of the Month.’”
The Exotic Erotic Ball will decorate its Expo with Woods’ irreverent
and observational ‘Douche of the Month’ vignettes, which will
feature Syliva Browne, Doctor Phil, Justin Fatica, Cardinal Roger
Mahoney, Bill O’Reilly, Dr. Laura Schlessinger, and Zig Ziglar, to
name just a few “Hall of Shame Douches.”
Richard joins the
Ball’s burgeoning line-up, also featuring hip-hop legend Tone Loc,
rising hip-hop star Chuck Nutt with adult film legend Sunset Thomas,
local musical sensation Smash-Up Derby, Ancilla Tilia and her
shaving show (yes, shaving show), Las Vegas’ sexy sultry (and
slithery) Snake-Babe, and the sexiest belly dance troupe in America
- Layla and the Lotus Dancers. Also - The Genitorturers, renowned
Indie bands from SonicBids, special guests Heather Chadwell, Danny
Bonaduce, MySpace.com vixen Bobbi Billard, Akira Lane, and Eric the
Midget, everyone’s favorite curmudgeon from The Howard Stern Show,
who’ll help judge the costume competition. Also on the bill are
adult star Mika Tan, The Asian Diva Girls, an Erotic Arts Festival
with 50 top erotic artists, The Exotic Erotic Expo with 100 exhibits
of toys, fashion, and video, plus a Wall of Nipples, a Fetish Stage
under the stern direction of Stefanos the Dungeon Master, Pricasso
the Penis Painter (all the way from Australia), and a Human Petting
To commemorate the
move to the new waterside Treasure Island site, founder Perry Mann
has doubled the cash and prizes for Best Costumes from $10,000 to
$20,000. The 2008 Mr. Exotic Erotic will win an all-expense trip to
Oxygen Retreat, which even includes 20 pre-paid women. That’s 20
women - pre-paid - we kid you not. Richard Woods
adds, “Perry Mann is no Douche.’”
unique combination of mixing live mainstream musical, burlesque, and
circus performances with political irreverence, humorous hi-jinks,
and the bizarre - the Exotic Erotic Ball has delighted and regaled
over half a million attendees over its long and highly acclaimed
history. Over 30,000 are expected in 2008 as the event takes over a
beautiful waterside site at Treasure Island.
The two-day Expo is
open Friday, October 24, 2008 from 2PM to 10PM, and on Saturday,
October 25, 2008, from Noon to 6PM. The Ball runs from 8PM to 2AM
on the evening of October 25, 2008, and the Expo will also be open
during the Ball for the enjoyment of Ball attendees.
The Festival Hotline
is: 1-415-567-BALL (2255). The websites are
Perry Mann’s Exotic Erotic Ball and Expo
Where: Treasure Island, San Francisco,
Friday and Saturday October 24 and 25, 2008.
Expo Hours: Friday, October 24: 2PM – 10PM: $20
Saturday, October 25: Noon – 6PM: $20
Must be 18 and over to attend the Expo.
Saturday 8PM – 2AM: GA Tix from $59; VIP Tix from $125.
Ball prices increase as event gets nearer.
Expo is also open as part of the Ball, to Ball attendees
Must be 21 and over to attend the Ball.
Source : Christopher